London Houses and Australian wine

Houses are expensive and difficult to find, even though they are everywhere. 2 glasses of red wine, 2 pints of Guiness, a bottle of red wine and 2 large whiskies were supposed to help the search. It didn't. I can't remember much about the viewings - only that I haven't put any offers in. One had Guinea pigs and a dog another had a mad South African woman still buzzing from the night before. The last smelt of depression, it even managed to get through my numbed senses - that much I do remember.

So the search goes on and so does the fluid